chloemorets:

i was telling a joke i made up the other day 

what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink

penis coladas

and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

(via crystallized-teardrops)

departured:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

(via glassoforangejuice)

mailorderwife:

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

(via abigailalicex)

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: cumberbumz, via chimeria)

tupacabra:

you can’t make ugly faces and still look cute doing it that’s not fair

(via chimeria)

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

(Source: hempura, via hate)