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nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

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ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

(Source: tonesawicki, via 13-6-14)

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zaynisunreal:

we all have that one guy who is so cute you want to kiss his cheek and hold his hand but is also so fucking hot you want him to bend you over a table and fuck you hard

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"I almost had you, didn’t I?"
Six Word Story  (via eckos)

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greatwhiteprivilege:

hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via hate)

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kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

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frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: leekx, via counting-the-starss)

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lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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