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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via hate)

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kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

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frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: leekx, via counting-the-starss)

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lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

(via orgasm)

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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(Source: hunterinhogwarts, via hate)

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fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

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While a liquid soap dispenser is very convenient, a good old solid bar of soap is a much ‘greener’ option, as it’s more concentrated and doesn’t require a plastic bottle. But squishy, wet soap bars next to the basin are a pain, and they harbour bacteria too. So, what to do? Young designer Nathalie Stämpfli has come up with a very satisfactory solution with her Soap Flakes soap holder. It takes an ordinary bar of soap, and shaves off tiny soap flakes every time you want to wash your hands.
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russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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